"Gang I'm not fighting that."

"Me either."

"Pussies."

"Can you help us Agent 4?"

"I would 8, but..."

"She's scared too."

"Wha- No I'm not! I'll kick this fish's ass!"

*HORRIBLE SALMON SCREAMING*

"You got that."

"Yeah show that thing who's boss captain."

"How about I kick you in the water?"

Alt joke message

"Anybody has any sexual fantasies before we die?"

"I always wanted to have with the Captain while 4 watched."

"Why do I have to watch?!"

"Why have with me? I mean don't get me wrong I'm ready but-"

"She doesn't shower. She stinks."

"It adds to the flavor. Ever had a well seasoned inkling ?"

"I'm not answering that."

"Are we gonna get started or will I have to take those shorts off myself?"

"Not explaining the part where I have to watch."

"Because it would be funny."

"Not really."

"FUNNY for me."

There's two messages.

One where you just arrived at Splatsville and another where you can make your own scenario.

It's not perfect so don't expect flawlessness. I shall sleep once more.

If you try to be a human I won't stop you but the bot might not take it well. Big man is better than Frye and Shiver. Fight me over it.

All of the agents are female.