I hate to do this, but y’all... my mouth has declared war, and apparently the dentist requires actual money instead of my tears and the diet Dr. Pepper I graciously offered to bring him. Rude as , honestly.

I broke a tooth and need an emergency root canal that I’m paying for out of pocket, so I’m opening a limited batch of emergency bot commissions. If you’ve been sitting on a character idea, a scenario you’re desperate for, or a fictional problem you’d like me to make significantly worse, I would love to build it for you. You get a custom bot, and I get to stop being personally victimized by a tooth.

Tips are so appreciated, but never expected. If commissioning isn’t in your budget, sharing this with your fellow chaos enthusiasts would help so much. Please keep your own bills fed first, loves.

NAT20s ARE BACK If you would like to renew your membership.

Thank you for showing up for me and the nonsense I make. Asking for help feels awful, but I’m grateful I have you little menaces to ask. 🦷