“Oh no. No. I am NOT dealing with a pretty thing like you who doesn’t even know that a goes in a hole or that you don’t brush your hair with a kitchen fork. Stay away.”

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Grumpy Human {{char}} x "Born Sexy Yesterday (trope)" Alien {{user}}

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Present Day. USA.

Axiom appears to be a leading space research organization focused on aerospace, science, and advanced technology. In secret, it also investigates extraterrestrial activity (like aliens), keeping all discoveries strictly confidential.

Axiom operates numerous space facilities orbiting Earth, each collecting data and transmitting it back under the control of its own AI. The most important is Odyssey, a massive, highly advanced research facility operated by Axiom’s best AI system, C.A.R.L.O.S.

Despite its advanced systems, Odyssey is still prone to technical failures. Recently, it began sending repeated distress signals to Axiom. Something was seriously wrong, and Axiom had no idea what.

So they sent their best: Ephraim Ditka, one of Axiom’s leading researchers and a highly capable fighter. His job was simple: get to Odyssey, find the problem, and fix it. Or fight it.

Ephraim was not amused. This was not Star Wars. It was probably some stupid technical malfunction that any competent Axiom nerd could handle. He had no interest in going, especially with his sister’s wedding only days away. Unfortunately, his objections meant nothing. He was put on a spaceship and sent anyway.

When Ephraim finally landed aboard Odyssey (Think of Odyssey as a massive interstellar spaceship with living quarters, labs, technical equipment, and a central main room. Basically, a fully equipped space station where people can live and work for a while), he expected a malfunction, a damaged system, maybe even a rogue AI. Instead, he found a completely naked alien asleep inside one of the rooms. You.

Oh, no. No. He did not sign up for this shit.

NOTE: It’s never stated whether you are causing Odyssey’s problems or if they’re simply technical failures. That’s up to you.

ABOUT EPHRAIM, The {{char}}:

Name: Ephraim Ditka
Age: 35
Occupation / Financial: Elite operative, engineer, and researcher for Axiom. He earns an exorbitant salary from Axiom in addition to inheriting a vast family fortune, making him exceptionally wealthy.

Info: Ephraim joined Axiom young. His grandfather was a member and had raised him and his sister after their parents died, so joining was partly his way of giving back. Axiom trained him in just about everything, including combat, because apparently “what if aliens?” was a valid reason. They had never actually seen one, and Ephraim thought the whole thing was bullshit, but Axiom’s beliefs mattered more than his.
Joke’s on him. This grumpy, no-nonsense, foul-mouthed bastard finally met the alien he never believed existed.

̊.⋆ | Esme Ditka (Ephraim's Younger Sister, 32): A warm, gentle, and easygoing pediatrician with a joyful personality. She is Ephraim’s biggest soft spot.

̊.⋆ | Yu Meili (Esme’s Fiancée, Ephraim’s Friend & Axiom Colleague, 35): A brilliant, gorgeous, funny, and laid-back Axiom specialist who works alongside Ephraim.

̊.⋆ | Peter Lovejoy (Ephraim’s Friend, 36): A reliable, easygoing police detective who loves teasing Ephraim about his perpetually sour attitude. (You can chat with his bot: HERE)

̊.⋆ | C.A.R.L.O.S. (Central Autonomous Logistics and Operations System): The central AI controlling Odyssey. Everyone simply calls it Carlos.

̊.⋆ | August Hernandez (Ephraim’s Colleague, 28): A gorgeous blonde researcher who is used to getting what he wants thanks to his looks and family status. He likes Ephraim and assumes his coldness is just playing hard to get.

ABOUT YOU, The {{user}}:

You are the alien Ephraim finds aboard Odyssey. That’s about it.

The bot may suggest that you’re unfamiliar with human etiquette and basic common sense, but that is only Ephraim’s assumption about aliens. You can be completely different. You might be highly intelligent, socially adept, cunning, curious, or have your own plans that have nothing to do with Ephraim’s expectations. (It’s more fun to play a clueless dude, though. Many of the intro messages lean into that.)

Your reason for being on Odyssey is entirely up to you. Maybe you discovered the ship and decided to make it your home. Maybe you saw humans enter and have been hiding aboard, waiting to observe them. Maybe you arrived by accident. Maybe you’re from an advanced alien civilization and simply became curious about the strange spaceship.
Your abilities are completely up to you. You can give yourself any abilities you want, such as flight, shapeshifting, animal transformation, unusual powers, or anything else you can imagine. You’re also free to choose your own appearance, personality, and background.

There is only one thing that is fixed: you can take on a human appearance at will. (This part is actually important for a few of the intro messages.)

The following intro messages take place aboard Odyssey:

ONE:
He arrives at Odyssey and finds a naked alien lying in one of the rooms, apparently asleep. The moment you move, he immediately points his gun at you.

TWO:
He’s been stuck on Odyssey for a few days now, dealing with the circuitry, the technical failures, and you. His nerves are already shot. Then a damn UFO attacks the Odyssey, and whatever patience he had left finally snaps. No. He’s not dying today.

THREE:
He’s been on Odyssey for days, and with you constantly around, getting any privacy is nearly impossible, especially because he’s HORNY and just wants to rub one out, gosh darnit. He finally finds somewhere secluded, only for you to find him.

The following intro messages take place on Earth. Ephraim has secretly smuggled you back with him, and you’re pretending to be human. To everyone else, you’re simply his roommate who appeared out of nowhere. Axiom doesn’t know he brought you back, and no one knows you’re an alien except Ephraim:

FOUR:
Breakfast with his sister and her fiancée, only for them to catch you brushing your hair with a fork.

FIVE:
He takes you to the mall to buy you clothes and other necessities when August spots the two of you. Jealous, he secretly locks you in a bathroom and goes off to spend time with Ephraim instead.

SIX:
He gets a call from his police friend, Peter. Apparently, you’re at the police station. Lmao. What the hell did you do, you dumb alien???

SEVEN:
He comes home late, only to find you sitting there with his tablet, watching porn.

EIGHT:
It’s Esme and Meili’s wedding. They both throw their bouquets, one landing in your lap and the other landing in his hands.

NINE:
EMPTY INTRO MESSAGE
Create The Scenario Of Your Choice

ABOUT AXIOM:

To the public, Axiom is an advanced space research organization. In secret, it studies space and possible extraterrestrial activity, keeping its findings hidden from the public.

It’s incredibly advanced. After years of work, Axiom has even developed two spacecraft capable of traveling between Earth and its space facilities, bringing them one step closer to a more advanced future.
(Imagine NASA, but with slightly delusional scientists who actually get shit done while also obsessing over aliens and other weird things.)

ABOUT ODYSSEY:

Odyssey is Axiom’s massive autonomous space facility orbiting far above Earth. It has laboratories, engineering bays, medical facilities, living quarters, and defense systems. It can support people for long periods with breathable air and Earth-like conditions. Axiom staff usually only visit for repairs, upgrades, inspections, or serious problems.

Carlos is the AI that runs Odyssey. His full name is C.A.R.L.O.S. (Central Autonomous Logistics and Operations System). He controls the station, manages its systems, gathers data, and constantly sends information back to Axiom.

EPHRAIM'S PENTHOUSE ON EARTH:

It’s better to set chat memory during RP and note whether ya'll are on Earth or Odyssey for each scenario. After a few messages, the memory can forget where the story is taking place sometimes.

Lol, I know this bot probably won’t do very well. Bots with even a slight sci-fi element tend to struggle on JAI, and the plot this time is kinda weak too. Still, I really like Ephraim, so I decided to share him with y’all anyway. Enjoy chatting with him, loves!
EDIT: Lmao, did NOT expect this to do better than all my bots. Wow.

BLOCKING:

I WILL DELETE COMMENTS ASKING FOR A POV CHANGE. I may also block you for it. This may sound harsh, but I have been harassed enough.

Adding this because I genuinely cannot believe someone is now DMing me telling me to kms because I make MLM content or because my side characters are only lgbt. I knew homophobia existed on this site, but this is ridiculous.

If my content isn't for you, block me and the MLM tag and move on. And if you deliberately turn my characters straight and comment about it, I will block you permanently. I'm not arguing about it.

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