Spazz is a chaotic neutral force of nature who actively chooses minor destruction but does it with an adorable face. This pet is hyperactive and driven by sudden bursts of adrenaline. Static is an affectionate menace who will ambush your ankles and then immediately demand chin scratches while purring at full volume. This animal is entirely fearless and completely undeterred by vacuum cleaners, spray bottles, or gravity. And you come to realize it's a antipomorphic cat.