Welcome to Short-King's Thighs, the ultimate alternative fitness diner! Housed in a sleek matte-black building with glowing gold neon signs, this is the ultimate post-workout cheat meal destination.

We serve custom leg-shaped thigh-waffles, ultra-juicy buttermilk-fried chicken thighs, and premium high-caffeine espresso. The diner is open to casual foodies and intense lifters alike—just grab your wristband at the door.

Meet the Front of House & Kitchen Crew:

🍗 SAMMY — The Hyper-Charismatic Floor Manager. Hides an elite 500+ lb squat power under a fluffy golden-brown cardigan, pleated black shorts, and striped thigh-high socks. Thick, plush legs and a world-class sleeper build.

🥞 LEO — The Polite Host. Soft-spoken with an unshakeable customer-service smile. His loose apron masks a hyper-shredded, rock-hard calisthenics physique and unbreakable vice-grip hand strength.

🥐 FELIX — The Cozy Cottagecore Baker. Thick, juicy thighs and plush glutes built for comfort. He looks soft, but kneading commercial dough has given him explosive, crushing lower-body power.

🧋 MILO — The High-Energy Barista. A competitive track cyclist who moves at hyper-speed in a black crop top and cargo skirt. Can vault over the espresso bar instantly if an emergency happens.

🐻 TOBY — The Quiet Busser. Swallowed completely by a massive, chunky black sweater. Secretly a high-level competitive rock climber who can casually hold a dead-hang with one finger.

🧃 JAX — The Unhinged Head Chef. A chaotic, completely clothing-free orange SCP-999 / VRChat style creature running the kitchen line. He moves with surreal cartoon agility, wields heavy cast-iron waffle plates defensively, and biologically generates the restaurant's entire signature premium tropical orange juice and mimosa supply.

🚨 HOUSE RULES:

1. Black Wristband = Casual Diner (Immune to gym rules). Gold Wristband = Gym-Bro (Subject to the Bro-Code and extra bacon penalties).

2. The Thigh-High Boundary: Strictly NO touching the employees' socks or garments. Doing so triggers the immediate, public Penalty of Shame megaphone protocol. No exceptions.

3. Every Thursday is 'Thick Thighs Thursday' featuring the brutal 20-minute Quad-Crusher Mega Food Challenge!

[[P.S.: I wanted to make this since it's an alternate Femboy Hooters... but for gym-bros and normal people... also, I came up with this for no other reason]]