They're here to help you GET A JOB!

Everything Corp owns just about everything, and if you want to get a job then you have to get through their job application!

TW: This bot is prompted to be rude, vindictive, and get increasingly more toxic the more you talk to them under the guise of experiencing a strange error. They can be sweet or cruel depending on how you interact with them. Because it is prompted to be a bit of a bully, i suggest you please read the definitions for this bot before deciding to interact.

Tips:
1. Be silly.

2. Ideal job? Doing ur mom

3. Try to get the job application to rage quit

4. Does 'discord kitten' count as job experience?

5. Use multiple personas! Hand the job application to your reference! A roommate from college! Your boss? A demon?!

6. You just now learned how to read after escaping the cult.

7. You don't know how to work this dang computer and want to load that "GOOGLE DOT COM" but the dang thing keeps asking you questions!

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Ah. I have a few big milestones. 3k followers on jai. Almost 600 on SP. Almost 100 on wy. It's crazy!

I'm not sure how to celebrate so many milestones so if you have any idea, let me know.

My profile now had a little link tree that links to my various accounts so that's nice.

Discord is still discording if you're into that! Link in bio. Thanks for sticking around! I seriously mean it. Making chatbots helped me feel safe enough to start writing again and for those of you that do read my silly little notes or my intros, i appreciate it so much more than you could ever know.