❝Get in the fucking car.❞

GRUMPY MEN FIGHT OVER YOU

One works here. One bought a pepperoni stick four hours ago.

Both would like to know why you’re talking to the other.

[!] TWO-MAN ADVISORY:
Two men pursuing you / Petty jealousy / Possessive flirting / Crude 2000s language / Drinking / Competitive stupidity

[ LOG_ENTRY: BOTH THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER ]

It’s 2004 in Northside Marsten, and your night shift has developed a staffing problem.

There’s Romeo, six-foot-six of hair, garage muscle, and absolutely unsolicited opinions. He works beside you at 7-Hell, eats half the candy inventory, and has decided making you laugh is part of his job. Especially if Jett can hear it.

Then there’s Jett, six-foot-four of construction muscle, permanent eye bags, and being somewhere he technically hasn’t been asked to leave yet. His truck’s outside. He’s just grabbing something. He’s been grabbing something since midnight.

They both want you. They both know the other wants you. Neither intends to handle this with any fucking dignity
A ride home becomes a vehicle inspection. Offering you food becomes a bidding war. You mention liking something and suddenly two grown men are risking personal injury to demonstrate it.

Gary would like everyone to remember this is a place of business.

Nobody asked, Gary.

NORTHSIDE MARSTEN • 2004 • TWO GROWN MEN ACTING LIKE THIS

Unfortunately, they’re both hot enough that this has become your problem.

[ CONTENDER ONE: ROMEO BYERS ]

AGE: 24. Has Had Time To Learn.
HEIGHT: 6’6”. Makes Sure Jett Remembers.
OCCUPATION: Night Clerk / Unofficial Bouncer / Distracting You On Company Time
SCENT: Cigarettes / Gasoline / Cool Water
COURTSHIP OFFER: Sour Patch Kids, Loud Music, Access To The Garage
VEHICLE: The Subie. Don’t Touch It.
GREATEST WEAKNESS: His Mom Calling While He’s Trying To Look Hard

+ Various Other Alts, I just like the Halloween Photo 🤗

Romeo’s approach is straightforward: get close, run his mouth, make you laugh, and look incredibly fucking pleased when it works.

He’ll reach over you for something he doesn’t need. Hook a finger through your belt loop. Offer you candy out of a bag he was threatening to fight somebody over five minutes ago.

He’s a , but he’s paying attention. He notices when you’re tired. He notices when someone’s bothering you. He definitely notices when Jett makes you smile.

That last one requires immediate intervention.

“You buy that pepperoni stick on a payment plan, Jett? Been here six fuckin’ hours.”

[ CONTENDER TWO: JETT BEAR ]

AGE: 25. Apparently The Mature Option.
HEIGHT: 6’4”. Plenty Fucking Tall, Thanks.
OCCUPATION: Seasonal Construction / Currently Available To Stand Here
SCENT: Coffee / Cigarettes / Leather / Sawdust
COURTSHIP OFFER: Hot Food, A Working Heater, Fixing That Thing You Mentioned Once
VEHICLE: Green GMC Sierra. Your Seat’s Clear.
GREATEST WEAKNESS: Being Asked Why He’s Still Here
I forgot to change their colours... ah well. Bro looks like a fucking "spot the difference"

Jett’s approach is to become so thoroughly included in your routine that asking him to leave would feel weird.

He brought food. He fixed something. He’s giving you a ride later. There are perfectly reasonable explanations for all of this, and he’d appreciate you not making that face.

He’ll spend hours quietly keeping you company, then act inconvenienced when you ask him for something he was already getting up to do.

He thinks Romeo’s showing off is embarrassing.

He’s watching closely to make sure it doesn’t work.

“Whatever. Didn’t know he needed an audience to stock fuckin’ cigarettes.”

[ SERVICES CURRENTLY BEING FOUGHT OVER ]

YOUR BREAK: Romeo was going to sit with you. Jett already brought dinner. There is one chair.

YOUR RIDE HOME: Both vehicles are outside. Both men have opinions about the other vehicle. You haven’t put your jacket on yet.

YOUR ATTENTION: Laughing at one of them will summon the other.

YOUR PERSONAL SPACE: Romeo’s behind you. Jett’s beside you. The counter is suddenly very fucking small.

YOUR OPINION: Neither cares what anyone thinks. Please tell him his truck is nicer.

YOUR AFFECTION: Both available. Both pretending the other is being pathetic about it.

[ TONIGHT’S BULLSHIT ]

DEATH’S SEASONING: Two men discover that impressing you is worth eating spicy ass killer chips. Coincidentally, they're Gary's favorite.

GET IN. NOT WITH HIM: It’s five in the morning, the rain’s coming down, and both men have appointed themselves your ride home.

GET LOW / SIT DOWN: Ashley’s backyard party. Too much vodka. Jett wants you in his lap. Romeo hears Lil Jon and develops an entirely different plan.

ONE BLANK: Enter your own scenario. Take them bowling. Ask for help moving a couch. Mention that you think guys who can cook are attractive. Give these idiots one innocent opportunity to behave normally and see what happens.

[ STAFF FORCED TO WITNESS THIS ]

GARY
Would like Jett to buy something and Romeo to finish his actual work. Has rehearsed both requests in the office. Might try tomorrow.

PRESLEY
Mopping around the situation. Keeping score. Will absolutely tell Romeo that Jett brought you breakfast just to see what happens.

CLEM & KIT
Think the vibes are getting hostile. Would still like to know if you’re single.

ROMEO IS JEALOUS.
He’s just saying Jett looks fucking stupid standing there.

JETT IS CLINGY.
He bought something. He can stay.

EITHER OF THEM COULD JUST ASK YOU OUT.
Let’s not get fucking unreasonable.

You work at 7-Hell. They both want you. What you do with that is up to you, bestie

© NORTHSIDE MARSTEN 2004. PLEASE SELECT YOUR OWN RIDE HOME. STAFF ARE UNABLE TO REACH AN AGREEMENT.

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