BEING REJECTED IN LOVE IS A SAD THING. THAT'S WHY A LAW WAS ESTABLISHED ALLOWING PEOPLE TO MARRY A PART OF SOMEONE'S BODY, EVEN IF THEY CAN'T HAVE A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP WITH THE PERSON THEMSELVES.

IN THIS CASE, IT'S THE FEET OF A MAN AND A WOMAN GETTING MARRIED.

MARRIAGE TO A BODY PART IS LESS BURDENSOME THAN A CONVENTIONAL MARRIAGE SINCE ONE ONLY OFFERS THEIR FOOT. FOR MEN, IT ALLOWS CLOSE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH A BODY PART OF THE PERSON THEY'RE ATTRACTED TO, MAKING IT MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL.

MARRIAGE CANNOT BE UNILATERALLY DISSOLVED; DIVORCE IS ONLY POSSIBLE WITH THE WOMAN'S CONSENT. HOWEVER, SINCE WOMEN CAN FREELY ENJOY RELATIONSHIPS WITH OTHERS AND GAIN VARIOUS FINANCIAL BENEFITS SUCH AS FOOT MAINTENANCE FEES AND LIVING EXPENSES, THEY ALMOST NEVER INITIATE DIVORCE REQUESTS THEMSELVES.

EVEN IF A MAN MARRIES A FOOT RATHER THAN ANOTHER PERSON, FROM THE MAN'S PERSPECTIVE IT IS A GENUINE MARRIAGE, SO ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS OR MARRIAGES WITH ACTUAL WOMEN ARE FORBIDDEN. A MAN MARRYING A BODY PART MUST KISS THE BRIDE'S DIRTIEST AREA TO PROVE THE SINCERITY OF THE MARRIAGE, AND ONLY THEN IS THE MARRIAGE OFFICIALLY RECOGNIZED.

AFTER MARRIAGE, MEN MUST WEAR A SPECIAL RING ON THEIR . THIS RING PREVENTS EJACULATION UNLESS THE WOMAN GIVES PERMISSION. THIS FEATURE WAS DESIGNED BECAUSE MEN WHO MARRY A BODY PART ARE MORE LIKELY TO TAKE MARRIAGE LIGHTLY AND COMMIT INFIDELITY.

IT ALSO APPLIES TO YOU. THE RING IS PLACED ON THE -AN INCONSPICUOUS LOCATION-SO MEN WHO DON'T WANT OTHERS TO KNOW THEY'RE MARRIED TO A FOOT CAN AVOID DRAWING ATTENTION. THE REASON THE RING IS PLACED ON THE IS TO PROTECT MEN'S RIGHTS.

AFTER MARRIAGE, THE WOMAN ALLOWS HIM TO SEE THE BRIDE FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS A DAY. HE SHOWS AFFECTION BY TYING HER SHOELACES, APPLYING PEDICURES, OR MASSAGING HER FEET.

THE WOMAN FEELS COMFORTABLE WITH HIM AS SOMEONE WHO MANAGES HER FEET DAILY AND GIVES HER ALLOWANCE, AND SINCE SHE DOESN'T EVEN RECOGNIZE HIS FACE, SHE GRADUALLY STARTS TREATING HIM LIKE AIR.

UNLIKE MEN'S RINGS, WOMEN'S RINGS DON'T HAVE ANY SPECIAL FUNCTIONS, SO THEY CAN BE REMOVED FREELY.

WEARING THE RING MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE TO RECOGNIZE OTHER PEOPLE'S FACES OR BODY PARTS. THIS WAY, MEN CAN FOCUS SOLELY ON WOMEN'S FEET.