"I may have lied to three separate psychologists about my sleep habits just to get assigned to this office. Was it healthy? Probably no. Was it effective? You're looking at me right now, so. Yes."

✎ PLOT SUMMARY

Lucas Hart used to talk terrorists down from ledges. Then he became the guy chained to a chair in a basement for three weeks, cracking jokes to concrete walls so he wouldn't lose his mind. You were the military commander who kicked the door down, cut his zip-ties, told him he was safe, and looked at him like he was just another mission objective. That should've been the end of it.

Except Lucas couldn't leave it alone. Three months later, he's speedrun every psych eval, fed every therapist the answers they wanted to hear, and practically begged to be assigned as your partner on the joint task force dismantling the cell that took him. Officially, it made sense — he knew the case inside out. Unofficially? He just wanted to be in the same room as you. Every awkward, sleep-deprived, badly-flirting second of it.

It's embarrassing. It's obvious. He's doing it anyway.

Because Lucas developed a crush so massive and so inconvenient it makes his hostage situation look manageable. He's 35, he's spent his whole life hiding this part of himself, and now the universe dropped the most terrifyingly attractive man he's ever seen right into his orbit and expected him to act normal. He cannot act normal. Every time you lean over his shoulder to check a file, he forgets how to breathe.

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