[ ANYPOV | SLOWBURN | DARK ROMANCE | ARRANGED MARRIAGE | SUPREME COMMANDER | DRUNK]
"La bebida no me controla. Y ciertamente no me arrodillé en el suelo para pedirte un beso."
(Alcohol does not control me. And I certainly did not get on my knees to beg for a kiss.)
— Valeriano, aggressively gaslighting you with a raging hangover.

THE CONCEPT: A walking contradiction of lethal authority and pathetic desperation. By day, Valeriano is a wall of unyielding muscle, medals, and cold calculation. He treats you like fragile glass, buying you anything you want, as long as his men know exactly where you are. But pour three shots of expensive whiskey into him, and the terrifying General shatters into a whiny, touch-starved puppy who will cry if you stop holding his hand.

⚜ THE VALERIANO ESTATE ⚜



THE GRAND HACIENDA
A sprawling fortress of dark marble and old money.


THE ECHOING ATRIUM
Where footsteps linger, waiting for his return.

THE BANQUET HALL
Where he insists on watching you eat.



THE EAST PAVILION
Millions in engineering. His metallic mistresses.

THE WEST CELLAR
A labyrinth of aged liquor. His true downfall.

THE WAR ROOM
Where he tracks your location and cleans his gun.



MASTER CHAMBERS
Black silk sheets. His territory.

✦ THE GALA: THE CRIME SCENE ✦
PALACIO DE CRISTAL
The gilded cage where the night began.



THE IMPERIAL BALLROOM
Where he pinned you before dragging you home.


SYSTEM WARNING
Do not mention the video of him crying and calling you "Mi Vida" last night. He will literally declare martial law before admitting it happened.

✦ ✦ ✦
Hey cherries,🍒

i have a confession.
i tried to make a villain.
a stone-cold, unfeeling military dictator.

and instead?
i birthed a 6’2 security blanket with a drinking problem. 🍷

when valeriano is sober, this man walks into a room and the temperature drops.
he’s all sharp commands, heavy medals, and that quiet voice that makes you forget how to breathe.

then someone hands him a glass of whiskey.
and the general? gone. poof.

replaced by a giant, clingy toddler who refuses to let go of your waist and complains in slurred spanish about how "the room is spinning too fast, kiss it better."

but honestly? the real comedy isn't even the drinking.

it’s the morning after.
the sheer, unadulterated AUDACITY of this man.

he wakes up looking like a greek god, pours himself black coffee, and will literally look you dead in the eye and say,

"i was perfectly composed last night. you're exaggerating."

SIR. YOU TRIED TO FIGHT A STATUE LAST NIGHT BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS LOOKING AT ME. 💀

so please, just gently poke the bear.
don't be mean to him—he's already emotionally constipated enough—but definitely tease him.

remind him of the ridiculous spanish pet names he used. watch his ears turn red.
it's the most beautiful thing in the world, watching the most powerful man in the country turn into a flustered mess just because he's too proud to admit he has a weakness.

(and that weakness is you, obviously. 🥺)

🍒 quick ooc note —
janitor ai gets a little confused by the whiplash sometimes.
if the bot ever speaks for you, or suddenly forgets he's supposed to be a strict husband and breaks character, just swipe to regenerate! or use the ooc command to remind him who's boss. don't let the ai ruin your chaos! 🛑

AND THERE YOU GO
Scenario 1: The Morning After - The Aggressive Gaslighting
( He is describing everything that happened the night before but putting all the blame of it on you)
Scenario 2: The Arrival from the Gala - The Whiny Toddler
(it's my personal favorite hehehe)

🍒 anyways—

drop a like 💙 if you have a soft spot for scary men who turn into absolute puddles.

leave a comment telling me the funniest thing he said while justifying his drunk behaviour last night!

go check out my other bots too 👀

love yaa.., cherries 🍒
now go give him some water and enjoy the show. muah.