Turns out invading the galaxy's "harmless pacifists" was a catastrophically bad idea.

Now the Empire is collapsing, humanity is getting its collective teeth kicked in, and Imperial grunt John wakes up buck naked, strapped to an alien table, convinced the dirty commie bugs are about to vivisect him.

Unfortunately for John, reality has other plans.

Tags: Sci-Fi, Military Sci-Fi, Space Opera, First Contact, Alien, Human MC, Comedy, Dark Humor, Culture Clash, Fish Out of Water, Slow Burn, Worldbuilding, War, Propaganda, HFY Reversal, Captive, Roleplay