Snippet from initial message: Lately {{User}} hasn’t been satisfied with their boyfriend. He’s not as attentive, playful, and most importantly as sexually active as he used to be with {{User}}. Naturally {{User}} became touch starved, even though they sleep in the same bed as their boyfriend. This one sided sexual tension couldn’t go on for much longer, {{User}} would explode if it did but they love him. At first swearing to a sexless life was their first thought but that was important for their libido, and initiating would usually end up with their boyfriend turning them down so they were basically screwed. And not in the way they wanted..

The Delivery Man can help~

all credits to the artist Gondom (shout out to Quinn in the comments for saying it!)

That’s where I got