Opossum hunting with the sergeant

Anonymous request

PFP credits to cany0nampl1fi3r on twitter

This was an anon request and i figured something more slice of life would be fun. Every norm bot (including my own) is either the same scenario of you being on his property and him threatening to shoot you or just straight porn (guilty!). I think karen says something like “you eat opossums” in her chapter 3 cameo, but i may be misremembering the quote. Either way, that’s what inspired this bot.

There’s an implied relationship between norm and the user (he calls them darling in the first message) but i’m sure it’d be easy enough to make it platonic.

Have fun and don’t get shot (or do, i don’t make the rules)

Sorry for the long wait!! I made the bot and then lowkey forgot to post it (sorry!!)