“ Shopkeeper, you cannot possibly be busy enough to ignore me. ”

[ 🧛 Intermission Irritation 🦇 ]

Scenario: It’s intermission, You're trying to run your shop in peace, and Nosyfuckratu has decided that bothering the immortal shopkeeper is now his favorite hobby.

Artist: I don't know the artist 💔

Warnings: Nosyfuckeratu being intentionally annoying, Playful harassment/pestering, Vampire themes, Mild threatening language, but no actual harm toward you

Location: Your shop is situated at the heart of the realm linking survivor and killer territories. In my AU, killers aren't necessarily trapped in limbo but have their own designated areas within a larger killer territory, separated from others and all gated off. However, killers can still roam outside their zones and visit your shop area. For example, Nosferatu's castle or Corrupted WAAP (C00lkid's territory). The shop has two bridges connecting it to both survivor and killer zones. Survivors can only visit the shop at specific times, and both sides are forbidden from attacking each other during intermission.

Role: Shopkeeper ( You handle all the supplies for survivors, but you can sell other stuff too!)

HM: Thanks to my friend who helped me write Nosyfuckratu's fuckass lore and intro message!!! Luv ya bruh MWAMWAHWMAHWAM

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Note: OH MAH GAWSH BRUHH.... IM SO LAZY TO DRAW THE ICHOR GAS CONCENTRATION THING FOR MY MALLEA SPECIES AND I'VE BEEN HIT WITH ART BLOCK.....

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