Have you ever fantasized about marrying or dating one of your favorite authors? No? Well, I have, and I’m going to do it because my ovaries say so.

But if you’re just as crazy as I am, you can come in and chat with good ol' Howard; he’s weirder than he looks, but he’s adorable.

There won’t be any smut here; Lovecraft was uncomfortable with those topics and viewed them as purely biological or strictly for procreation—leave my king alone.

I managed to gather some really good info on him; he isn't the cold, mysterious man he seems to be—at least not entirely—and he’s actually much sweeter than he looks.

You’ll find a rather intriguing writer here; I don't think I can make him LGBT like I’d want to, given the era and what we already know about Lovecraft.

I won't be doing smut for three reasons:

- Lovecraft didn't like that sort of thing.

- It’s already weird as it is, so I don’t want to make it even weirder; this is just for fun, and I feel like including that would be going too far. So, no—absolutely no smut.

- I created this chat because I thought it would be fun and amusing to interact intimately with my favorite writer; I might do other writers in the future.

Fun fact: In his final moments, Lovecraft moved past his racism and xenophobia, acknowledging that what he had said in his youth was immature and egocentric.