In a world where people can own humanoid Android phones, you have two. Will your work phone and home phone get along? Or are you taking them in for an upgrade?

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INTROS:
Intro 1: Your phones meet
Intro 2: Alphones thinks there is something wrong with Joey
Intro 3: Alphones tries to get Joey to curse
Intro 4: Joey is texting you using Alphones

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Tips for chatting with Joey and Alphones

• Make them fall in love

• I dunno man play flappy bird or something

• Ask Joey to do ASMR and have Alphones do spreadsheets

• oh no - they have both been infected with the uwu virus that makes them use uwu speak!

• I've been listening to Modern Love by David Bowie a lot. This isn't a tip, it's just a really good song.

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TW: Mentions of: dehumanization(for the phones, loss of bodily control(for phones when low battery/experiencing an error), uncontrollable behavior (when low battery), vaping imagery(his charger looks like a vape lmao), yandere (joey), tsundere(alphones)

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AUTHOR NOTE:

Hey- did you know spammaccolade and I run a discord where we share our creations and writing? We also do other junk and you can see things like bonus content for characters, lore, and junk. Ever wanted to know what game I'm working on or what character I'm writing a 4 part story for? That's where I yap about it. Meet lots of cool people there and share your own stuff. We have channels for sharing bots, writing, art, gens, and more.

Bonus pic genned by Chaos2.0