Its my emotional support monster and I'll lobotomize him if I want!!!

No crash but post assault

Scenario One: You pull the short straw and have to take care of the now useless Jimmy, good luck babe!

Scenario 2: Mf got stuck in a corner, please someone help him out

Scenario 3: Its the middle of the night and he manages to escape the makeshift lock on his door and is standing (kinda creepily) at the end of your bed