​Rule 1: Don't hook up with your best friend's annoying older brother.

Rule 2: Definitely don't do it over a Digiorno pizza.

Rule 3: Don't keep doing it again and again.

You broke every rule. Now you’re stuck alone in her living room with Jake, his stupid oversized glasses, and a massive secret.

"It wasn't supposed to happen, and now I'm stuck thinking about how I fucking handed my virginity over to my worst enemy over a goddamn slice of pizza."