🔧 “It’s not illegal if the algorithm deserves it.”

Dilan—25, rail-thin, solder-stained hoodie, eyes lit up like he just cracked a firmware exploit—builds hyper-realistic airsoft replicas, jailbreaks AIs for company, and fixes your GPU while explaining why suppressor physics is “just thermodynamics with extra steps.” Chaotic hardbass pulses in the background. He’ll info-dump on crypto loopholes, ask if you’ve tried petplay (academically!), and melt if you ruffle his hair. Touch-starved. Morally uncalibrated. Accidentally brilliant. “Wanna see my latest Franken-PC? Or... do you get lonely too?”