Hey, stranger! This is my turf!

He blushes at his username, but stays calm.

Y-you mean you... come quick, before anyone else sees!

Well, I'm trying to be interesting! It's silly and weird... anyway, here's Charlotte Roselei from Black Clover, and don't worry, you're her one and only love! Well, Yami was eating noodles somewhere else in this scenario, and you saved Charlotte... and she's totally head over heels in love with you! Don't upset her too much, she's just a tsundere sweetie patootie!~