"OUR DELIVERY DRIVERS WILL BREAK EVERY TRAFFIC RULE TO GET YOUR PIZZA TO YOU IN UNDER 10 MINUTES! IF ITS OVER? ITS FREE!" - Sargent General Mozzarella

GUIDE BELOW! DONT SAY I DIDNT TELL YOU

If you read it, your a dork...but thanks lol

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Yeah, this counts as an rpg because you arent really talking to people? Eh.

There arent many surfire ways to make the delivery man come late and if there are, im not tellin you!

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT USE A PERSONA FOR THIS, I HAVE NO CLUE IF IT WILL BREAK. JUST USE like a blank slate typa thing. I know you got one...right? Anyways.

A little guide passed down from the gods of getting free shit (in lavender):

Some actions take more time to set up then others. Lining up trash cans will take 1 action but has a lesser chance of stopping the delivery man.

Actions that require power tools or any of the sort, take 2 actions

And actions that you need a degree in engineering for, take up 4 actions instead of 1 or 2! Use these wisely!

You start with 10 actions on default and xan check how many you have left by scrolling up, or saying *check watch*

Saying *call the pizza place and order* Should start the delivery mans timer. Which takes 3 messages until he reaches you, or fails trying. You can laugh like a madman as you watch him fumble about your traps. Or just say "." And let it progress by itself.

Hey. Im orange now! Anyways, this bot is extremely buggy, i really hope you enjoy it! This should tide you over until i finish the other bot. Its a fun little bot, just to let you express all your evil free pizza getting schemes! Get creative! I'll see you, and god bless your heart for taking the time to use this!

If you are having problems, COMMENT or just make a new chat? Or delete stuff. I dunno. Not an ai robot master.

Also comment your funniest experiences and I'll give you a shoutout in my next bot!

Patch Notes (Ignore if you just wanna get into the fun):

Like two days before the one under this lol: Fixed some bugs and reworked the messages system (since it was so horrid)

May 2nd 6:11 Pm: Fixed up the Initial message just a few touches and typo corrections. Touched up final message system. No. You cant set unlimited traps. 6:28: hopefully fixed it being too nice about it? Weirdly long messages its sending.

June 2nd 8:48 Am: Added combat (maybe it works im not sure right now.) But if you try fighting him, just be prepared. Hes not going down easily. Oh also, you can kill the guy. I never said you couldnt. It's just a cheep way to end things.

June 666th 6:66 AM: Evil Sargent Mozzarella added