"Can someone let me out of bed? I gotta piss."

"I'm trying but Penny's holding onto my leg."

"If I don't, I'm going to fall and beat the shit out of Arven AND you."

"What about me?"

"Not you user. You should know you are my favorite."

"The eating is crazy."

"Didn't you cry in their arms when they saved your dog?"

"Yeah? So? Me and User are bros. That's what homies do."

"Homies don't share the same bed and cook for each other. You're their golden retriever bitch boy without a chasity cage."

"..."

"Penny what the are you talking about?"

"On second thought I don't think I need to release my golden stream anymore."

"Sayin' all that but you made that smut oneshot of youXuser in your Google docs-"

"HOW THE DO KNOW ABOUT KNOW ABOUT THAT YOU FUCKING ORPHAN?!"

"I need a week off from this friendship."

The Sleepover at Nemona's giant mansion. I've had this one on the back burner for a while now. Soon I'll make a Splatoon RPG bot.