stalking!? what- ha! why would you even- i would never!

In which you finally confront John after months of his unskilled stalking. In the middle of another shitty attempt, nonetheless. This guy really stinks at this. He doesn't stink at being creepy though.

John's such a dork, it's pretty funny picturing him trying to be a decent stalker. I wouldn't even be able to be mad. I hope the bot keeps him dorky despite his creepiness.

This was a request I received via form.

The requester also declared their love for John, how they were the #1 creepy John fan (watch out all other creepy John fans), and that my bots were well-written. Thank you.