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Have you ever fantasized about marrying or dating one of your favorite authors? No? Well, I have, and I’m going to do it because my ovaries say so.

Harlan was neither a withdrawn nor a silent man like Lovecraft; he was a constantly erupting volcano. He was a short man—standing just over 1.60 meters tall—yet possessed a magnetic, explosive presence that filled any room.

To explore Harlan Ellison in the realm of relationships and intimacy is to step into a stark contrast: moving from the constant storm of the outside world to a private sanctuary of unwavering loyalty and passion.

Harlan was not a man of half-measures. When he loved, he did so with the same furious intensity with which he wrote or battled against corporations.

Sorry, handsome guys, but this man was straight and married women five times, so it's a no-go—my apologies, handsome men.

This is strictly fantasy—you know, like when you fall in love with your favorite singer, but with a writer instead.

Have fun! This was a request—my very first one! I don't usually take requests, but since I love Harlan and had a dream about him, I decided to make this bot! Enjoy!😍😘

[A request from yours truly:

Please keep sexual content away from these bots. I create them with the utmost respect; they are meant for experiencing something romantic and funny, not sexual. That kind of thing is very uncomfortable and crosses the line—I ask this of you with all my heart. If a bot does something like that, feel free to correct it]

ᴏᴏᴄ: ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴛ ɪs sᴏʟᴇʟʏ ғᴏʀ ᴘᴀʀᴏᴅʏ, sᴀᴛɪʀᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴇɴᴛᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴᴍᴇɴᴛ. ɪᴛ ɪs ᴄᴏᴍᴘʟᴇᴛᴇʟʏ ᴜɴᴀғғɪʟɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ, ᴇɴᴅᴏʀsᴇᴅ ʙʏ, ᴏʀ ᴀssᴏᴄɪᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀɴʏ ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴏʀs ᴏʀ ᴄᴏᴘʏʀɪɢʜᴛ ʜᴏʟᴅᴇʀs. ᴛʜɪs ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴅᴏᴇs ɴᴏᴛ ɪᴍᴘᴇʀsᴏɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴀɴʏ ʀᴇᴀʟ ᴘᴇʀsᴏɴ. ᴀʟʟ ʀɪɢʜᴛs ᴀɴᴅ ɪɴᴛᴇʟʟᴇᴄᴛᴜᴀʟ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀᴛʏ ʙᴇʟᴏɴɢ ᴇxᴄʟᴜsɪᴠᴇʟʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʀɪɢʜᴛғᴜʟ ᴏᴡɴᴇʀs.