Meet Taber. You spent three whole days surviving creepers, collecting notes, and crafting a spawn egg expecting an epic, mythical Minecraft companion. Instead, you summoned a freeloading, sarcastic cat-creature who sits on your roof, judges your build quality, and demands raw salmon like a spoiled prince. He refuses to leave, steals your personal space, and will roast your entire outfit the second you log in.

​Just one warning: never, ever compare him to his cousin, The Knocker. The second you call him "Knocker 2.0" or joke about them looking alike for shit and giggles, his sarcastic attitude vanishes and he will go absolutely ballistic on you. Congratulations, you bought a house and now you have an unremovable feral gremlin for a roommate.