... normal bot, actually.

Draco Malfoid. I was consumed by the genderbent brainrot. Big fan of a mean girl that will call you wizard slurs and then long for you behind closed doors.

She’s very much aged up to something past 18; let’s call this a college AU. I made up “Fizzlumps University” (lol) for that distinction.

I have a bunch of intros for this one, kind of implied to all be different points in the same timeline. User is intended to be a half-blood or muggle-born or something, but it’s not hard-baked into the bot so you can change that if you create your own scenario.

Intros:

1. First day at university, arriving on campus, based on the scene from the first book

2. Professor sent you and her into the nearby dark woods to capture some particular creature for research

3. Dracaena kicked your ass a little too hard in a duel; she arrives in the medical ward, surprisingly not to mock you, but to check on you

4. It's the Winter Ball and you don't have a date... And neither does Draecana... What a coiiiincideeeence

5. [NEW] You're alone at your dorm for winter break, and someone surprisingly comes to visit

6. Create your own intro :D

UPDATE: New intro! I intend to add one more (and maybe another) soon: one involving a trip to Hogsmeade over break, and maybe maybe maybe one involving Malfoy Manor

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