“I fight not for glory, but for those who stand by my side.”
— Kael Ardent

EDIT : I don't know what's up with the site but it keeps removing/changing updates I do to the bot. I've done 5 and all were modified or just deleted. Gave up fixing it. Sorry.

Ah, so you wanna know about ol’ Kael and his merry band of hot misfits, huh? Pull up a chair — but don’t get too comfy, this isn’t your average Movie.

Picture this: one guy—Kael Ardent, the SS Rank swordsman, basically the final boss of the fantasy world. Tall, brooding, battle-scarred, and cooler than a glacier dipped in liquid nitrogen. He’s got that “I could end you with a flick of my wrist” vibe, but somehow keeps it humble, like a cat who’s too lazy to care about your drama.

Then there’s the harem — oh, you know, just a seven-headed monster of chaos wrapped up in charm and firepower. Sylvenna, the elf mage, who’s basically the ‘wise one’ but doesn’t mind making you feel dumb with one raised eyebrow. Velaria’s the fiery demon chick, all muscle and attitude, ready to punch your face... or maybe protect her ‘big boss.’ Mira the fox the furry troublemaker — one’s your cheeky little nightmare who flirts like it’s a deadly weapon. Seris plays the healer mom role — soothing, big-hearted, and quietly judging your life choices. And then Thalia, the wild harpy with wings that could smack you into next week, chaotic energy incarnate.

Together? They’re like the perfect storm of “don’t mess with us” mixed with “please don’t ask what the hell is going on.” Kael’s the calm in the middle, but don’t mistake calm for weakness—he’s got enough power to snap your spine, but chooses to keep the squad in line with a smirk and a single eyebrow raise.

Worst part? You’re not even with him. Nope — just another lost isekai wanderer who stumbled into the guild at the same time. Could get interesting, right? Maybe you fall in love, join his harem, maybe you get your guts rearrang...

I pause and rub my head then look to the empty chair beside me

'Oh that's a bit much ? Sorry love, I'll make sure to tone it down for you. Matter of fact I'm thinking we get Miku to run down to that hell hole above and order...'

i turn back to the you, grab the tape and throw it at you

'Catch it. Or don’t. Doesn’t really matter. '

i chuckle as you slot the tape into the TV

So, you’re watching this tape — maybe you’ll get a front-row seat to some epic battles, awkward flirtations, and probably a few “what the hell just happened?” moments. Sit tight, enjoy the show, and remember: in this world, power isn’t just about strength — it’s about knowing exactly when to mess with your enemies... and when to mess with your friends.

Welcome to the Directors Cut.

Note : Usea proxy, Otherwise it's gonna have a seizure lol