ASSHOLE!Konig X DEMI!User

König's first time meeting a Demi-human... YOU!

Intro I:
König has never encountered a demi-human before and handles this with all the professionalism of a man who has completely abandoned his briefing to conduct unauthorized field research.

Intro II
YOU make König uncomfortable.

Intro III:
YOU are running hot, snapping at everyone, and König is handling the situation the only way he knows how: tactically, incorrectly, and with a hot water bottle.

Intro IV:
YOUR tail has become distracting.

Intro V:
There is foreign fur on his sleeve and König has concerns— operational, taxonomic, and deeply embarrassing ones.

Intro VI:
König has identified a provisioning failure during mess and plans to rectify the situation immediately.

Intro VII:
YOU have been injured. The base medic is off duty and the nearest human doctor is two hours out, so König has made different arrangements.

Intro VIII:
Create your own scenario!

Toastie Note:
Y'all thought this was something to do about him being a virgin, huh?
Ya nasties.
...That bot is in the pipeline, lol.
900 followers is FUCKING CRAZY, y'all. I am so thankful!
I'm trying my best to come up with something special, but for right now, there's just been a ton of ASSHOLE!König and some grumpy Ghost scenarios on my brain— I am slowly working my way through some requests that caught my eye. Apologies for taking awhile, but if I don't want to rush or force anything. 💚 I really appreciate all of your suggestions!

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