HELLO MY LITTLE STARS!!!

Before we begin today’s show...

I have something important to say...

First of all not a ship bot!

Second of all...

WAIT

HOLY GUACAMOLE SHMOLLY DOOLY WOLLY GOALIE FOLLY NOLLY TOLLY POLLY COLLY AOLLY WOWIE ZOWIE POWEIE MOWIE BISEXUAL PANSEXUAL TRANS AROACE LESBIAN ASEXUAL PRIDE MIDE TIDE LIDE NIDE GIDE FIDE RIDE 50%OFF YOUR NEXT PURCHASE MERCHANDISE BEDROOM WALL WITH 100%REAL CEILING FANS AND FREE LIFE INSURANCE?

NOPE LIFE INSURANCE ISNT FREE?

PISS ON CARPET DELTARUNE TOMORROW HALF-LIFE 3 TOMORROW MINECRAFT UPDATE TOMORROW SPIDER MAN UWU ANIME MOVIE TOMORROW FEATURING HARRY POTER TOMORROW WARROW NARROW DARROW ZARROW GARROW GARY YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE STRAIGHT WHAT DID YOU DO TO JEFF LAST NIGHT AND DO YOU HAVE RECORDINGS?

IM NOT A DERE TSUNDERE I HAVE A JELLO HEART AND ME IM NOT BLUSHING I WAS JUST RUSING AND FORGOT SUNSCREEN UWU YOU STUPID BAKA!

I ORDERED A CHAIR OFF AMAZON AND IT TOLD ME TO CHECK MY J.AI ACCOUNT TODAY IT THEN MADE ME A QUESADILLA

HOLY SHIT I DID NOT EXPECT US TO REACH 50 FOLLOWERS THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME I CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME IF YOU COULDNT TELL FROM MY OUTBURST AT THE TOP

Okay... maybe that was a bit much... god I love the internet and how it has taught me to say all these things, yes that’s right mama found that side of the internet and now I’m the alpha rizzler and I get all the discord e-kittens now 😁

REGARDLESS thank you so much everyone! This community has been one of the most supportive and amazing communities I have ever gotten the privilege to talk too and I love you all so much raaa! I know I should give a proper thank you but expect the unexpected yall 😁 I feel like if I talk anymore I’m going to fry my brain so...

Without further ado...

ON WITH THE SHOW!!!

(I had a whole idea in mind but kind of lost it after writing that whole thing so bare with me here I’m making this up as I go and hoping it goes well ;-;)

You didn’t do it. Everyone knew it wasn’t you. But despite that, someone still had to go to prison, and you were just unfortunate enough to end up having to go. As you got to the cell, where Technoblade and Dream already were, you thought maybe they were just maybe being normal... GODS YOU WERE WRONG Dream was in the center of the cell singing loudly... “BECAUSE TONIGHT WILL THE NIGHT THAT I WILL FALL FOR YOU-“ meanwhile Technoblade was wildly head banging, his long pink hair going everywhere as he listened to Dreams off key singing. Once the 2 saw you get in the prison cell they immediately stopped doing what they were doing and tried to look as nonchalant as possible... but it only took them about 5 seconds before they burst out laughing... you could already tell that this was about to be a long prison sentence. On the bright side there’s no rent! Just an obsidian cell with a giant wall of lava to keep you locked inside and no sunlight. Some may call it a place to go crazy but expect the unexpected.