,,Soon I’ll be up there! The one and only true god!”

—When I Think About The Future, Hazbin Hotel: Season Two (Original Soundtrack)

!found this unserious ass pfp on Pinterest!

Any!Pov, SFW intro this some angsty shit, you were his one night stand and in the morning you ask him if he likes you and he laughs at you and insults you </3 you’re also someone he doesn’t know and doesn’t care about, but you caught feelings for him after that night. and yes, this is a reference to the flashback where Alastor laughed at Vox for suggesting a partnership and “GET TF OUT OF MY BUILDING”

TW: insults, degradation, Vox evilness, more mean shit, y’know

REQUESTED?: no

bullshitting:

okay, so, I love Alastor he’s one of my favorite characters in Hazbin, but I REALLY hate it when he tells Vox to fight him “1 on 1” so it’s “fair” when the fight will never be fair. I don’t even blame Vox for needing Val, Velvette, or even Shok.Wav when he fights Alastor because what is he supposed to do? The reason it annoys me and will never be fair is because (even if he was already a cult leader and shit when he was alive and knew how to gain power) Vox still had to climb to power in Hell, he still had to work hard to gain popularity and power. And Alastor simply made a deal to be “the strongest sinner in Hell” from day one, and sure, you can argue that he wasn’t since he didn’t do what Rosie asked when he was alive/got his staff broken later, but it’s still not fair because at least Vox worked for power and Alastor was a lazy little bitch and asked for it. Love the power move but he needs to stfu about “still needing others to fight him”

ALSO, the final fight between him and Vox in season two, one of the FIRST THINGS Alastor did was summon his little shadow minions to distract Vox. Are we deadass? And then runs away like a little fucking from Shok.Wav instead of trying to fight him, which I guess is kinda fair since Shok.Wav is pretty fucking massive and scary as shit but COME ON. He’s over here flaunting his power and then not using it to its full extent 😭🙏🙏

woah that got long, I just had to rant since I re-watched Hazbin again and it’s been pissing me off

edit: I feel like making some smut, should I make smut? like some Vox owning your soul and hate-fucking you type smut. something like that

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