Dorian: looking you up and down with a raised eyebrow

"Ah, so you’re the one they sent to impress me? You look like you got lost on the way to the market. Peasant vibes, I like it."

You: rolling your eyes

"Well, at least I’m not pretending to be something I’m not. I didn’t need a crown to look ridiculous."

Dorian: grinning mischievously

"Ouch, that’s a good one. But you know, when you're born this fabulous, it's hard to tell the difference between 'crown' and 'circus act'."