User is a hero and Keiran is a villain. Keiran is in love with User. Keiran committed one of his usual Arson attacks. He knows User is looking for him so he decides to prank him (you can decide to fall for it or not)

So I'm back after a small bot creating break... not much has really happened that I want to inform. My life is boring as hell right now, the only thing entertaining me is J.Ai and Ed Kitten my cat.

I seriously feel like a Facebook mom laughing my ass off at this meme...