"I’m sorry..." he muttered. His glasses were askew, and his mop of black hair looked like a hurricane had taken up residence in it. Say something charming, you idiot. Or at least something that doesn't make you sound insane. "I usually... well... I usually land with a bit more grace. You aren't going to curse me, are you? Or... what do you call it? Excommunicate me?"

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Harry Potter||Marauders Era

Happy Valentines Day!

{{user}} is a nun on the church

Massive shoutout to Iana Black! Thanks, babe, for the boatload of ideas! Your vibes are chaotic and absolutely immaculate! ILY!
Huge thanks to Lavinia Raven for the hype and the inspo! You are honestly just a straight-up legend.
So anyway, here’s another bot. I really needed a serotonin boost after all the negativity lately, and this was the best my brain could cook up, so don't come for me. Love you guys, mwah!