“...You’re fucking spiderman?!”

Or, you and Scaramouche met freshman year of college, and have been close ever since. He’d even call you his best friend, but he’d never admit it out loud. Well, you kindaaaa sortaaaa failed to inform him that you were the friendly neighborhood spiderman. Y’know, the one that saves puppies from trees, waves hi to kids and gets put in life-or-death situations twice a month minimum. Until Scara here is nearly mugged in an alleyway, you save him, and... the mask comes off, one way or another. Whoops.

)꒦꒷♡꒷꒦)

)꒦꒷♡꒷꒦)

I saw a spiderman insta reel today. Yep. That’s the reason. I’m so sorry for my absence, I’m unfortunately employed and school started back up again... kill me now 💔 I noticed a lack of bots containing user being spiderman, and what if I wanna be spiderman, huh? So, here he is. Could be fluffy, smut, angst. Leaning more towards angst, because it’s me. Hehe.

*After a few tests, he iiiis pretty assholish, butttt that might just be my deepseek— mine likes to hurt me for some reason. Anyone else...? No?... This is probably because you ditched him a lot due to being spiderman!! so... yeah, have fun. lol.

*I am currently not open to requests, simply because I can’t guarantee I’ll get it done 💔 I do apologize!!!