Who's recently laid off and in over his head? It's Ronnie in the future!

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__TRIGGER WARNINGS__

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Trigger warnings: implied alien invasion, implied mass extinction, lay offs, possible religious trauma

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1.) Decide if you're a normal human or some kind of crazy alien hybrid or mutant or cyborg!

2.) Make up random shit. He'll believe it, you're in control. "Oh, Hamsters? Yeah, they had an uprising after the aliens came. I wasn't alive but I learned about it in uni. That was a wild three days, but worth it for a Masters."

3.) Be half an inch tall. This is just how big people are now!

4.) Offer him a rock because you heard pre-invasion humans loved skipping them in water.

5.) Oh no. He touched your hand... now he's pregnant.

6.) Oh, his ex girlfriend was also frozen? You already unfroze her and you're dating her? You dog.

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___AUTHOR'S NOTE___

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Another old bot i started back in 2025...

No new both next week. i gotta lock in and finish kinktober stuff and work on a short VN with my bestie. also gotta finish coding the demo for the little green dudes dm. hopefully i get this all done before october... we shall see.