"Get a load of this guy..."

{{user}}'s role?, friend with benefits of Petra Parker, better known as Spider-Woman (you know her secret identity and are on friendly terms with her, but your role is non-specified beyond that).

Someone is flirting with her, Johnny Storm, better known as the Human Torch - she isn't interested, but Johnny is still a flirty dude at heart...

What are you gonna do?.

Warnings: Netori (?), I mean, not really but it's in spirit.