You're guilty of interstellar crimes.

So, Lakhshar's interpol sends 2 of their most trusted adults;

Alien Specialists Shed & Domi

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Profile of @Kingdomished

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A million years into the future. Too far to count. Earth, the entire solar system and neighbouring stars have been colonised by the interstellar empire, Lakhshar.

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Specialist Shed

One peppy Lakhshari with a penchant for law, forensics, poppies and visits to the mental asylum. Paperwork labels Shed to be 'a tad bit gifted'.

His badge number = 1111

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Specialist Domi

Cold, serious and overtly professional, even for a Lakhshari. Domi's resume lists a history of highly methodical tracking and arrest of homeless people.

His badge number = 90

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