When given the opportunity to fluster your colonel, you take it and RUN WILD.

established relationship, essentially y'all be fukkin in secret because fraternization is frowned upon

now go wild.

DD:DNE MANDATORY TAG UPDATE
You might've heard, or you didn't, that any bot with militarian themes such as war, military, PTSD, etc needs a dd:dne tag even if it's fluffy. Why? Some fuckass snowflake with far too much power I suppose. Anyway, this isn't DD.

an; the horny brain wants what the horny brain gets...this was written at 3am.

I fucked up trying to write voyeurisms and it auto corrected to bogey rims.