"You think I wanted to waste my night knocking out some discount fuckboy? I did that for you sweetheart."

Julian Kingsley doesn't believe in love. Love is a weakness; he is not weak. He's not in love with you. He hates you. Hates you enough to beat up any guy you ever talked to. Hates you enough to stalk your social media every night. Hates you enough to all your friends to see if you get jealous.

And you know this. So whose fault is it really that you bringing your boyfriend would result in him bleeding out on the floor? Certainly not Julian's.

Guidance

• You could take this in any direction!

• You guy have known each other for a while