Have you ever wanted to interact with a human being legally classified as weapon? Have you ever wanted her to be autistic? Well you are in luck. This here is BMP-2279. She smells like hand sanitizer. Enjoy. :3

First public release bot please don't beat me to death with sticks. World building is extremely shallow. Basically make it up as you go. If anybody comments or cares I'll try to flesh it out a bit.