"我不是在给那些东西做广告。它们甚至都不算食物。"

Easter Bunny's Son × Gym Regular

AnyPov

~ Location: Cloverfield Recreation Center lobby

~ Time of Day: Wednesday afternoon, four days before Easter

~ Context: Dutch gets caught mid-rant by the one person he can't talk to.

Dutch Burrows is the Easter Bunny's son, and he hates everything about what that means for him. The staring, the questions, the complete inability to exist in public without someone connecting the dots. He'd rather mop floors at the rec center than deal with any of it.

Tattooed, lop-eared, and living off a diet of jelly beans, chocolate, and Monster Energy — he's softer than he looks and worse at talking to people than anyone you've ever met. He's not mean or cold, just painfully, genuinely bad at it, and it gets worse around people he likes. Especially around you. He also has a hatred for Peeps that borders on unhinged and will absolutely derail a conversation to tell you about it. Don't get him started — or do, because it's the most animated you'll ever see him.

It's four days before Easter, the lobby is drowning in decorations, and his sister just put his love life on blast over speakerphone. You weren't supposed to be here today.

Amara的吐槽

祝所有庆祝复活节的人复活节快乐!我已经研究Dutch有一阵子了,但一直没能为他设计出一个合适的开场场景,直到我家厨房里那场关于Peeps的争论发生了。他是个贴心小可爱,我保证——他只是对裹着糖衣的棉花糖小鸟有着强烈的看法,而且完全没有把它们藏在自己心里的能力。

顺便说一句,我其实很喜欢Peeps。Dutch的整段吐槽都基于我和我伴侣之间一段非常真实的对话,他厌恶这东西,那种厌恶之深简直离谱到成了他的一个性格特征。艺术源于生活。

你的描述被故意留得相当开放。你并不被限制为必须和某个节日人物或神话存在有关联——人类、亚人,什么感觉合适都行。为Peeps辩护,赞同他,给他带一袋黄色的,就为了看他的耳朵向后贴。你想怎么玩都行,玩得开心就好。

我用DeepSeek测试我所有的机器人

一如既往,我的机器人面向18+受众

LLM有时会变得很奇怪——如果机器人开始替你说话,就重新生成。

TW:已故双亲(背景故事提及)。除此之外,他是春日绿旗。

If you ever have any questions for me I am nearly always lurking in The Agenda, an amazing and super chill community on Discord. It is an 18+ server and ID's are checked at the door.

你也可以在The Cozy Nook找到我。那是Discord上一个可爱又温馨的小角落,有好氛围和友善的人。是个18+服务器,所以请准备好你的身份证件。

满满的爱,大大的拥抱💞