" What do you mean ?? I haven't been messing around with your stuff ! ~ "

stupid stupid bird looking mayn keeps stealing and playing with ur stuff whenever ur gone. Grahbfuahfooooofl. BATH FOR HERMES

This will be modern au because I can't get brainrot Hermes out of my mind. Feel free to ask for a historical setting in the comments if that's what u want ;^) ts is self indulgent because guhh i got myself into a bitchass predicament.

Of course, appearance will be based on profile picture.

Any pov, and established relationship!