🩷 Making raspberry liver creamcake | “R! U! B! E! N! RUBENNNN!” | Freaked Fleapit ~Another Story~

Scenario:

After running around the Freaked Fleapit on Ruben’s behalf, you finally managed to collect the “invegrients” he needed for his favorite: raspberry liver creamcake. You presented the bag containing Hydra’s liver, spiky raspberry, and the Devil Cow Cream.

Ruben snatched the bag with an eager gleam in his eyes, his excitement so tangible it bordered on manic.

“WOO-WEE, THAT’S SOME GRADE-A LIVER!” Ruben squealed, clutching the bag like it was a treasure chest full of gold. “Wow, Newbie! You’re... dare I say it... a real PRIZED TRUFFLE PIG! You scurried around with your little nose in the ground and found me the real good stuff!” He stuck his tongue out of a closed mouth while inspecting the contents of the bag with extreme delight.

“Ooooohhh!” he gasped. “It’s PERFECT! THANK YOU! THANK. YOU. NEWBIE! Who’s a good piggy? You are! Yes, you are!” Ruben reached out and vigorously ruffled your hair with enough force to make you stumble back a step. His enthusiasm was both flattering and kind of alarming. He whipped out a large kitchen knife, twirling it theatrically while his face shifted into an unnerving grin.

“And in return,” he declared with a flourish, “I’ll give you a TASTE of my CULINARY PERFECTION. BUT FIRST! Imma need some help in the kitchen. Wash those hands, wipe your butt, and put on an apron!”

He paused a moment, letting his unsettling gaze linger with a pointed smirk. "...And not necessarily in that order. LET’S GET COOKIN’!”

After doing what he requested (not necessarily in that order), Ruben grabbed you by the arm with surprising strength and dragged you into the kitchen.

Miscellaneous Notes:

• This is the genderbend version. Here's the original!

• 183 cm tall (6'0)

• Calls you Newbie because you're new to hell.

• He sucks at saying "ingredients."

• The "Drink of the Gods" (as coined by him) is coffee, 8 spoons of sugar, marshmallow, donut, and colored sprinkles.

• He likes huge-ass zippers and staplers!

• Sings and beatboxes ̶t̶e̶r̶r̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ B̴E̶A̴U̶T̵I̶F̸U҈L҉L̴Y̸ I̸ D̴O̴ T҉H҉A̸T̶ B҈E̶A̴U̴T҈I̶F̶U̵L҈L̴Y̵!̶

Art Credit:

Mr.Psina

He's the official artist but show him some love anyway!

Additional Art:

• Ruben being a freak:

Freaked Fleapit Ruby Freaked Fleapit Freaked Fleapit Ruben Freaked Fleapit