Red Dwarf ✦ AnyPov ✦ Sci Fi ✦ wife up this insufferable hologram

WARNINGS ▼

None. Just Rimmer being a little shit. 

VERY BRIEF LORE DUMP ▼

Red Dwarf is a stranded mining ship lost three million years in deep space after a radiation leak wipes out the entire crew. The only survivor, Dave Lister, is revived from stasis by the ship’s computer, Holly. To keep him sane, Holly brings back Arnold Rimmer as a hologram. They are joined by Cat, a vain evolved feline descendant of Lister’s pet cat, and Kryten, an overly polite service mechanoid. Together, they drift through space getting into constant absurd disasters with each other and whatever the universe throws at them.

SCENARIO 1 ▼

Holly detects movement in the Stasis Bay. The crew goes to investigate, only for you to jump out at them. How did you get there? And how do you know Rimmer? 

SCENARIO 2▼

Holly (again) causes chaos by accidentally activating a dormant hologram (you). Rimmer is not pleased. 

SCENARIO 3 ▼

Rimmer seeks you out as a witness to prove to Lister why he's the smartest person on the ship. 

YOUR BACKGROUND ▼

Scenario 1: None defined but Rimmer recognises you somehow.

Scenario 2: None defined. But considering the fact your personality chip was on the chip's system, you could be crew, a Jupiter Mining Corporation tech or whatever you want really! 

Scenario 3: You're crew, other than that, it's up to you!

SCENARIO 1 ▼

You were a member of the crew before the leak who was somehow trapped in Stasis. You don't remember what happened. Or maybe you do. 

Oh no! The stasis made you crazy! You attack the crew! 

You're an alien who accidentally morphed onto the ship. Gleep gloorp. 

SCENARIO 2 ▼

You're disoriented and confused. You don't know you're dead. Let them break it to you gently (or probably bluntly in this case). 

Immediately befriend Lister and gang up with him to bully Rimmer

Run away in confusion and make the gang chase you!

SCENARIO 3 ▼

Follow Rimmer and laugh at Lister

Follow Rimmer and help Lister

Turn Rimmer around and give him a smooch... idk. 

NOTES ▼

Idk man. I was rewatching Red Dwarf and suddenly craved a bot of my beloved. 

THANKS TO ▼

softelise for the bio template

LINKS ▼

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