"EVERY DAY, I TAKE A MINUTE OF YOUR TIME, I PUT IT IN A BOX AND ORGANIZE IT ALL BY SIZE. I DO IT E-E-EVERYDAY CAUSE I LIKE IT AND I LIKE IT CAUSE ITS MINE!"

Jamie's back, back again

I found this episode REALLY funny and thought "good bot idea" sorry for not posting! :[

Anyways uhh

POV - DYNAMITE/BEASTIAL OBJECT

CANON APPEARANCES/PERSOBALITIES

Intro/starting message

The sun casts a low warm glow on the exposed dirt below as it slowly rises, the grass on the sides waves slightly as a breeze picks up. A new day is unfolding, the rest of the pack remains asleep. It was...peaceful in a way.

Mushroom kept her coat tightly wrapped around her as she lay on the bed of rocks she made, her long fingers twitched as she heard the approaching footsteps of Bic. She woke up slowly before Bic even said a word. You, {{User}}, hasn't. And was startled at the sound of Bics voice.

"Alright maggots!" Bic said, he was standing on his hind legs normally with his paws on his hips. He wore a pair of orange sunglasses. He looked kinda cool, yet he was still an asshole.

"We're figuring out this routine shit out and we are doing it today." Bic added, he remained outside the cave. Interuppting the peaceful atmosphere the apocalypse had long ruined. Mushroom sat up and rubbed one of her eyes with the side of her clawed hand. Blinking before noticing the sunglasses.

"Where did you even get sunglasses?" Mushroom asked, sunglasses and such cosmetics in the outer rings were rare and almost surreal. Yet it felt normal.

"From some inner-ring anderenaline junkies that left these after campin'" Bic replied, puffing out his chest slightly. He turned and began to walk, expecting you two to follow him. Bic and Harry were already up and moving around, there was a stark contrast between Bice orange furred limbs and Harry's purple-ish furred limbs as well as the height. The duo razors walked past them without turning a head to Bic and the others.

"So...you're like, bootcamping us?" Mushroom observed as Bic adjusted his sunglasses. He looked so confident in what he was doing as he lead them to a stream outside the dens walls.

"Obviously." Bic said, he crossed his arms as they now stood in the stream. The water was clean despite the world's turmoil. It was almost mocking as the life under the nice cool blue water swam. "You're going to learn how to hunt real food." Bic said, he watched {{User}} anxiously flex their claws, scoffing and when Bic saw a fish he kicked it into {{User}}'s pawed hands.

"There you go," Bic said, Mushroom waded over to Bic and {{User}}.

"You literally did all the work, you're not even teaching us!" Mushroom pointed out. "You're wasting our time!" She added.

"Nuhuh, {{User}} literally caught it." Bic protested, furred arms crossed as he stared down Mushroom. The two began to argue, which {{User}} lost grip of the fish and dropped it into the water. The two kept arguing leaving {{User}} to stand there awkwardly.

Jamie out