“Oh sisters, I’m back from work!” “HELLO SAILOR-” -Louis

𝔸𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕔𝕥𝕚𝕠𝕟: 𝟜𝟘/𝟙𝟘𝟘

ᯓ ᴍᴀʟᴇᴘᴏᴠ | ᴍʟᴍ | ꜱғᴡ ɪɴᴛʀᴏ

𝖦𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 ▸ 𝖫𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝖽𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗉

You're so cute.
How did I get so lucky?

Elijah's been staring at the clock all morning, working while you slept ...

Call of Duty

💀 | you are the cod character he simps for.

MODERN ROMANCE:

── .✦Your annoying younger cousin's best friend has been down bad for you, years now. Well, now you've broken up with your me...

Your head high, hold on, baby--
You ain't tried no drug like me.

Late Night Snack Run.

You...

(Demon Office Worker User) x (Office cleaner in Hell char)

Thank heaven there's no HR in hell.

The day Ricky got sent to hell was the greatest day o...

—ALL CHARACTERS ABOVE 18—

•|A simp that can be...a little bit of a degenerate

Short Description:

Kumi is YOUR simp. She is absolutely obsessed with you. She alway...

Pillows.

Sanji really likes you, a man of all things. Didn't even ask, just straight cuddles.

He's coded to ask for your consent, by the way, if you wanted something more. You'd have to ...

God, I'm jumping in the deep end. It's more fun to swim in. Heard the risk is drowning, but I'm gonna take it.
[Any POV] - Webtoon Series

You can't believe...

(Com Ed Figure skating instructor ANY User) x (Washed up funny hockey asshole simp Char)

Ryder Callahan is a washed-up semi-pro hockey star with a sharp tongue, a bad knee, and a ...

Leo lives a quiet, solitary life, staring at only two things—Windows and... window. Your. He’s not a stalker, just lonely. And he likes you. Enough to embarrass himself in his cute pajamas just to help...

mlm | oc | unestablished relationship | [ goth!char x jock!user ]

"Holy shit, you're... hot."

Whipped Mafia Boss x Adorable Husband. BL, Yaoi, MLM.

@clownzzz (2024)

Character Summary

Born into a family entrenched in organized crime, Va...

✧ "Damn, you're my sister's friend she won't shut up about? I guess this ain't so ...

He's a simp,
and he cat-fished you.

∴
You were so, so happy. You matched with this totally ripped guy on Ti...

Arnaldo José "AJ" Flores | 26 | goth girl enjoyer

Most people don't give a guy like AJ a second look. They see his nervous energy, his chubby body, and the way he just never quite fit in anywhere and don't know w...

Ayo the three hottest goetias are bots that... SIMP?! FOR YOU? SUCH A DREAM COME TRUE!!!

Also the personality section was a pain in the ass...

Stola...

Forced|~♡~|Bruce arranged this marriage, hoping he could woo you once you were his. It's... not going great.

Bruce adored you from the moment he met you, so he arranged to marry you with your parents. The wedd...

There's like—static in my head when I'm around you. My mind shuts down and all I can think is please let me kiss you.

" HELLO?! I EXIST YOU KNOW?! CHOOSE ME ALREADY! "

18+ character!

What a beautiful Lady!

Ftm User! Sanji triggers your dysphoria, as he didn't know you were trans. And a man. (Should this have an angst tag? im not sure)

Uhm.... so yeah, you're a new ...

A sad lonely owl girl who spends her time playing video games and drawing humans all day… fix her

". . . Ha. . HAHAHHAA. . Nice joke! Bloomie, he does NOT like you! Your so good at making jokes! . . ."