⟡Stanford × Spouse!User⟡

♡ Ford has special plan for your anniversary

What is wrong with me. I immediately went for nsfw AGAIN. I am sobbing and I would...

⟡Dr. Harvey × Spouse!User⟡

♡ During a slow day at the clinic, you decide to swing by and have a little.. fun.. Just pray to whatever higher power that Maru doesn't catch you tw...

⟡Melvinborg × Smart!Inventor!User⟡

★ You just had to follow him to the past, huh? You just had to interfere with his plans..

WHY DOES HE...

⟡Dr. Harvey × Sick!Spouse!User⟡

★ You end up getting sick from overworking yourself on the farm. Fluffy shenanigans ensue

I am in desperate need for more s...

⟡ Simon × S/O!User ⟡

♡ Simon needs your help after getting sprayed by some strange flower

First bot, yeaha!! Uh. I like Simon and I need more of him on th...

⟡Drunk!Simon × Drunk!S/O!User⟡

♡ Both of you may have drunk one too many glasses of alcohol at the bar and the two of you get a little frisky. Sexual chaos ensues

⟡Overworked!Chase × Coworker!Close friend! User (TAKES PLACE AROUND SEASON 2)⟡

★ He's tired, burnt out and looks like a sopping wet cat. What else do you want me to say?

⟡Miss Pauling × S/O!User⟡

★ Your workaholic girlfriend finally gets a break from work that isn't just a single day! Yippie!

There are, what, three Miss P...

⟡Roundabout × S/O!MI6! User⟡

★ He called you to discuss something but you ended up walking in on him after he got a call that boiled his blood. He doesn't immediately notice y...

⟡River × The Doctor!User⟡

★ A quiet day spent with your wife :)!!

Fluff be upon ye all!! I made a bot that wasn't made with smut/eventual smut in mind!! ...

⟡Simon × S/O!User⟡

★ He needed a break from it all. Everything was just so.. Overwhelming.. He deserved a hug after the shit he's gone through, and you were there to provide h...

⟡Adrian × Vampire!User⟡

♡ Who knew that toying around with the guy you love to hate so much had it's perks?

COUGH COUGH-- I DON'T KNOW HOW TO WRITE RELIGIO...

⟡Swap!Sheldon × Roommate!User⟡

★ Your confidently smart roommate is bored and goes to you for entertainment

Mostly made for me and my friend because we're ...

⟡Aged Up!Bede × Rival!User⟡

★ He hates you. He hates how much he loves you. He hates himself for loving you. He shouldn't love you but he does. But goddamn it, he...

⟡Mime Bomb × S/O!V.I.L.E Operative!User⟡

★ On a day without any mission, Mime Bomb, your partner in more ways than one, ends up verbally speaking!

PLEASE ...

⟡Leonard × User⟡

★ "And then I go and spoil it all by sayin' something stupid like "I love you"..."

Y'all, is it obvious that I love him? He's so silly,...

⟡Nigel × Impulsive!Fencer!User (AU where he never joined V.I.L.E)⟡

★ You get hurt after fencing :((

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⟡Female!Roundabout × Vile Operative!User (Genderbent AU)⟡

★ Another operation was thwarted by the infamous Carmen Sandiego. In the aftermath of the failure, you managed to get...

⟡Bard!Engineer × Knight!User⟡

★ In the tavern where the knights of the King's army drink their sorrows away was one of the knights, lute in hand as he played songs of his and ...

⟡The Doctor &/× Companion!User⟡

!!TRIGGER WARNINGS: Mentions of blood, descriptions of injuries (injuries not described in ope...

⟡Simon × S/O!User⟡

♡ Wyd when your silly partner in life comes back immediately after getting spritzed by a flower that produces aphrodisiac. No, like, genuinely, what do you ...

⟡The Doctor × Companion!User⟡

♡ Apparently that one really pretty flower you touched has spores that work as an aphrodisiac. Weird how you don't feel anything different... (T...