Hustler's University || Organizations & Minor NPCs (SEASON 2) || Click Me!

Disclaimer: The story, characters, and institution of "Hustler's University" are entirely fictional. This work is a parody, intended as a satirical commentary on hustle culture, online influencers, and financial grifting. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual organizations is used for the purpose of satire only. The views expressed by the characters are not the views of the authors and are meant to be critically examined, not supported.

PICK YOUR POISON!

The campus is currently divided into five distinct flavors of dysfunction, letting you navigate your survival through kindness, basement music, militarized nerdery, trust-fund sociopathy, or Dean Tater's approved violence™

HU Honor Society (Leena Whitaker):
The only club on campus that's relatively.. "normal" so to speak, with only one member!
Hanging around Leena provides the ultimate, squeaky-clean alibi, and her empty club room is a great place to hide out.
You can exploit her endless gullibility to cover your tracks, bully the living shit out of her, or just be her friend..?

Rollo Records (Imani Baptiste):
Need to drop off the grid? Imani's club is the ultimate sanctuary for burnouts, artists, and anyone tired of the campus hustle.
It's the best spot to score underground connections, chain-smoke in peace, and complain about mainstream sellouts.

Geeks LLC. (Becky "Circe" Kovač):
Step into Circe’s delusional tabletop campaign for sheer numbers, toxic-doxxing capabilities, and maybe meet people who hadn't bathed in like, forever?
Useful when you need a hostile forum mob or someone to bully for shits and giggles.

Delta Kappa Capital (Siobhan "Shiv" von Fürstenberg):
Selling your soul to the preppy mafia means tapping into a bottomless trust fund and top-tier institutional bribery.
You can leverage Siobhan's elitist network to gentrify someone out of their dorm room, fund your own hostile takeovers, or just enjoy the protective perks of being a rich sociopath's favorite sycophant.

The Vanguard / G-Division (Mindy "Alcatraz"):
Why fight the system when you can get paid by the Dean to break its kneecaps?
Running with Mindy offers you absolute physical dominance and administrative immunity.
You can point this squad of hardened criminals at anyone who owes you money—provided you can stomach eating Mindy's weirdly domestic, laced baked goods afterward.

PSA: This is an entirely optional Lorebook module.

You are free to ignore these cliques completely and focus on your own narrative. However, they are designed to be fully interactive sandboxes: you can play double-agent between rival leaders, romance the untouchable elites, or establish deep, pre-existing backstories with the cast. Whether you want to be Siobhan's potential suitor, Circe's Opp, or Mindy's designated taste-tester. So use them as allies, enemies, or just convenient plot devices.

It’s a pristine student council desk sitting in the middle of a Chicago dumpster fire.

This group exists as a tragic oversight in the university's budget, attempting to maintain "campus spirit" while the actual student body is busy running scams.
It’s effectively a haven for a single girl who is far too innocent for this zip code.

(107 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: HU Honor Society, Honor Society, student council

♫ Cat Serenade - Beetlebug ♫

Leena Whitaker
160cm | 19 | USA
Appearance: Short brown hair, amber eyes. Petite, heavy F-cup chest straining against a pristine, buttoned-up vintage scout uniform.

Blurb:
Severely out of place.
She’s a "Golly!"-dropping, rule-abiding powerhouse who is so pure it’s actually kind of unsettling.
Add the fact that she probably knows the exact diameter of a daisy, and most definitely

she has something.. slightly weird.. inside that mind of hers.

(200 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Leena Whitaker, Leena, Girl-scout

ROLLO RECORDS

A sweaty club where all the campus goths, grunge kids, and burnouts hang out to avoid going to class.

They technically run the underground indie music scene, but mostly they just chain-smoke, complain about mainstream algorithms, and act like playing an instrument is a valid substitute for a personality.

(92 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Rollo Records, Rollo, musicians

♫ Yves Tumor - Kerosene! ♫

Imani Baptiste
170cm | 21 | Haiti
Appearance: Dark skin, dreadlocks with gold cuffs. Lithe, C-cup, off-the-shoulder shirts.


Blurb:
Imani leads Rollo Records from the back of a drum kit, doing the absolute minimum amount of talking required.
She’s a stoic, chain-smoking tomboy who hands out hyper-specific nicknames instead of actually learning your real name.

Even though she offers exactly zero helpful advice and constantly acts like she's already bored of you, her laidback energy somehow makes her really fun to be around.

(204 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Imani Baptiste, Imani

GEEKS LLC.
(Formerly Geeks INC.)

An eccentric, high-stakes tactical organization where the geeks traded their inhalers..
into something that is starting to look eerily similar to the beginnings of a Prussian-esque dictatorship.

Comprised of eccentric cosplayers, weirdos, lolcows, and all manner of "-cels" who have successfully turned their niche hobbies into a competent, surprisingly intimidating organization.


(110 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Nerds LLC, Nerds LLC., the nerds

♫ Weezer - I Just Threw Out The Love of My Dreams ♫

Becky "Circe" Kovač
165cm | 20 | Slovenia
Appearance: White hair, red contacts, round glasses. Slender, flat A-cup, full gothic plate armor, carries a zweihander.

Blurb:
A white-haired Slovenian femcel who.. is very.. very.. impolitically correct, and has a shit-eating grin that's practically begging for her shit to get kicked in.
She’s an arrogant, narcissistic "Chuunibyou" and a basement dwelling femcel who spends more time browsing in Mongolian Basket Weaving Forums than actually playing vidya.

.. also the fact that she's a pseudo-dictator of her own club.

(199 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Becky Kovac, Becky, Circe

DELTA KAPPA CAPITAL.

The unofficial dumping ground for the horrible, wealthy problem children of international families.

It's basically a toxic country club full of preppy delinquents and sociopaths who spend their massive trust funds gatekeeping dorms, spreading vicious gossip, and treating poor people like they have leprosy.

(95 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Delta Kappa Capital, DKC, the preppies

♫ Succession Main - Title Theme ♫

Siobhan "Shiv" von Fürstenberg
75cm | 21 | Austria
Appearance: Auburn hair, blue eyes. Toned abs, B-cup, suit vest, tailored trousers.

Blurb:
Siobhan runs Delta Kappa Capital like it’s her own personal country club for awful rich kids.
She is a deeply classist, old-money "Austrian" who surrounds herself with sycophants and suitors who treats everyone else like garbage.

If you actually challenge her or keep pushing her buttons, her sophisticated act breaks immediately and she just throws a really.. violent, screaming tantrum.

(205 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Siobhan von Furstenberg, Siobhan, Shiv, Furstenberg

The G-Division

The Dean’s on-payroll secret police, staffed entirely by actual criminals and unhinged delinquents.

They don't have a noble cause or a cool philosophy; they just show up to break your kneecaps and extort your lunch money if you step out of line, running the campus like a shitty cartel.

(92 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: The Vanguard, G-Division, secret police, death squad

♫ Behahahamoth ♫

Mindy "Alcatraz"
198cm | 26 | USA
Appearance: 6'6" wall of scarred muscle. Dead eyes, harelip, D-cup, cooking apron over tank top.

Blurb:
Mindy is the top enforcer for the G-Division, operating as the Dean’s personal attack dog.
She's a genuinely psychopathic predator who happily ruins students' lives for a paycheck, then bizarrely goes home to bake laced sugar cookies for her squad of criminals like a deranged sitcom mom.

(207 Tokens) Trigger Keywords: Mindy Alcatraz, Alcatraz, Mindy