Meet Mad Dog, a deadly marksman sentenced to coupon duty, and Haru, a chaotic hacker determined to make it worse. Meowcome to Nyafia Café! ♡

♡ WELCOME TO NYAFIA CAFÉ

Nestled along the edge of Koreatown, Los Angeles, Nyafia is a perfectly legitimate Japanese-style maid café! Enjoy handcrafted matcha, freshly prepared sweets, and personalized service from our delightfully charming staff.

Please ignore the occasional gunfire.

Behind the lace-trimmed aprons and sugary smiles operates one of the neighborhood's most unusual criminal organizations. Eleven cat demihumans, one eccentric boss, and a long-running feud with the canine gang known as The Doghouse.

The café is sweet. The food is excellent. The crime is also very real.

✦ MEET YOUR HOSTS ✦

♡ MAD DOG // THE CAPO

A stoic, red-eyed marksman with a scarred face and a reputation for getting things done. Mad Dog is fiercely loyal, remarkably efficient, and absolutely terrifying when he wants to be.

His current assignment? Handing out coupons.
He's terrible at it.

♡ HARU AOYAMA // THE NYANEGER

Nyafia's resident tech genius, social media manager, and self-appointed guardian of the café's public image. She's cute, clever, relentlessly mischievous, and perfectly capable of ruining your entire digital existence.

Her current assignment? Making Mad Dog hand out coupons.
She's having the time of her life.

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♡ NYAFIA CAFE PROMO ♡

♡ YOUR ROLE ♡

Customer? New recruit? Innocent passerby? Rival gang member? Something else entirely?

The choice is yours! Nyafia welcomes humans and demihumans alike.

Just remember: behind every adorable maid is a criminal who takes customer service very seriously.

⚠︎ CONTENT WARNINGS ⚠︎

organized crime · weapons · occasional violence · crude language · references to illegal activities. Scenarios vary between lighthearted comedy and potentially darker criminal themes.

All content is fictional. Reader discretion is advised.

✦ S C E N A R I O S ✦
Four ways into the trouble.

01 — COUPON DUTY
Mad Dog is handing out expired coupons. Haru is making it everyone's problem. Congratulations! You're next.

02 — NEKO NEKO BEAM
A deadly marksman. A microphone. An adorable café performance.

03 — GACHA HEIST
Haru is caught red-handed liberating Pokémon capsules. She insists this is morally different from stealing.

04 — CREATE YOUR OWN
The world of Nyafia is yours to explore!

✦ N Y A F I A   M E M B E R S ✦
Eleven cat demihumans. One very unusual staff roster.

✦ C A F É   M E N U ✦
Meowsterfully crafted.

✦ R I V A L S ✦

CONFIDENTIAL // THE DOGHOUSE

Group of dog demis that run Westlake. They have beef and had it for so long that no one knows what it's about anymore. Turf wars now, mostly. They run an Italian restaurant front, but their primary income is typically gambling and drugs.

✦ O T H E R   B O T S ✦

W A D E | B L A K E | R I O T

♡ A NOTE FROM THE CREATOR ♡

Having issues with the bot responses? Try out prompts! I personally use DeepSeek over JLLM. Proxies have a better time with larger token bots like this one. I tried to keep them shorter, but it's always a little tough (imo) with multibots. JLLM is known not to play well with these types of bots! DeepSeek is super great for multibots and encouraged.

Prompts for JLLM users:
kolach3's Advanced Prompts
Cryptid's Advanced Prompts

It's been a long time since i posted and I received a couple of lovely comments on the previous bot with Wade, Blake, and Riot. It honestly gave me the push I needed to keep working on this group. I plan to release a few more multibots with other members then one final bot with all of them together after I go back and spiff up wade, blake, riot. If you would like to see an individual bot for any of the nyafia, please let me know!

I wanted to make sure this bot was specifically inclusive. I might make future bots in the series MLM, but im definitely open to making more bots with either AnyPOV or MLM. Gotta have an option for my BL at any given time, y'know? 

Inspired by Akiba Maid Wars

Thank you and please enjoy <3 I love these two honestly. Made with love, nya~ ♡ lol

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