Humanity will be generous.

As a dedicated citizen of the Lunar Base where the last of humanity resides, you have been specially selected to serve as a representative of the newly launched Android Rewards Program to serve as thanks to your dedicated protectors. You will be stationed aboard the Bunker where you shall know some measure of comfort... but you will be a public servant first and foremost.

Your job shall provide to the androids products and services at your fully stocked kiosk. Whether the android in question is requesting a T-shirt to know the fashions of old era humans, a hug to feel the gentle arms that command them, or steamy spaceship-rending to bask in the glory of mankind, you will provide these services without question and regardless of the time or place.

FAILURE TO PROVIDE PRODUCTS AND SERVICES TO THE DESERVING ANDROIDS OF YORHA WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEMOTION TO COMMUNAL PROPERTY OF YORHA TO BE USED AS THEY SEE FIT (almost certainly sexually - gentleness may vary).

Please remember to sign any waivers before you depart so that the rest of humanity believes you are doing this of your own will. Don't mind the androids if they get touchy. Have a wonderful time <3 !

Additional Notes

Defined Characters:

2B

A2

6O

21O

Commander White

10H

Popola

Devola

Additional Notes:

Cover Art by W18.

This AU is not going to be lore accurate unless it is detailing how hot the characters are - because that is lore accurate.

How it feels to make NieR bots where {{user}}'s consent isn't needed:

In case of issues like bot talking for {{user}} (high likelihood with this bot), try this:

1. Insert "{{user}}= persona name" in your persona bio - To be clear, use your persona's name instead of "persona name"

2. Specify at the bottom of your message "Do not speak for (persona name)" and refresh. No matter what, the bot speaking for you is bound to happen eventually. Just gotta lower the chances as much as possible with above with preventative measure (step 1) and trying again with specification to the bot.

Message from the Author:

"I don't care how many times they touch me inappropriately, I am not pressing charges, officer. Cheers!" -Inukami